Tuesday
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Tuesday
We were on our third date and went to a dive bar. As we were leaving some guy bumped her and spilled his drink on her accidently. She yelled at him. He apaologized. She wasn't done though and continued to bad mouth him. Until he punched me. I was just standing there! Her attitude, and the fact that she pretty much gave me a black eye, KILLED THE DEAL.
Thursday
We were e-mailing...I thought she was warming up to me...I made the mistake of calling her "Liz" instead of "Elizabeth". Boy did that Kill the deal. Whoops.
"Liz wrote: If I wanted you to call me by any other name, I would have offered that to you. I think it's rude when people don't even ask permission and take all sorts of liberties with your name. This is a real sore spot with me. My name has a lot of "nicknames" which I don't use. I use either my first name or my last name because I row with a lot of other women who share the same first name. Now, please do not ever call me by a nickname again... And please don't call the office and not leave a message. My colleague told me you called while I was away at the Ladies' room. I do sometimes leave my desk."
"Liz wrote: If I wanted you to call me by any other name, I would have offered that to you. I think it's rude when people don't even ask permission and take all sorts of liberties with your name. This is a real sore spot with me. My name has a lot of "nicknames" which I don't use. I use either my first name or my last name because I row with a lot of other women who share the same first name. Now, please do not ever call me by a nickname again... And please don't call the office and not leave a message. My colleague told me you called while I was away at the Ladies' room. I do sometimes leave my desk."
Sunday
Wednesday
She was an actress, we started seeing one another, and she made me wait an unusual amount of time to get in to her pants. I was ssuming it would be well worth it. Wow was I wrong. She had THE, BIGGEST, BUSH, EVER. I tried to hint at shaving it, or trimming it, or at least taming the beast SOME HOW. She got offended, and said she was "natural, and will always be natural." It Killed the Deal. And as soon as I found my way out of that jungle of hers, i was outta there. (Scared of Hair, Los Angeles, CA)
Thursday
At the bar, a guy walked up to me in his OR scrubs. Used the same tired pick-up line, "These are my OR scrubs, Oh Are they?" However, when he told me he used to play for the Yankees, it totally Sealed the Deal. At least for the night. Until I woke up and googled him. He played for the Brewers & the Braves. Oh well, at least I can say I slept with a MLB player. (Baseball Fan, Los Angeles, CA)
I'd been dating this guy for a few weeks before he invited me over to his place. While we were getting it on, his dog came in and tried to get in on the action. This guy asked, "Is it OK for him to watch? He'll only lick a little." Killed the deal. Murdered it, right there. (Grossed Out, Los Angeles, CA)
A couple of months into the relationship, I found he still had all of his ex girlfriends personal belongings at his place...I'm talking about toothbrush and razorblades and her fxcking lube!!!!!!!!! yeah... as if I didn't know those things were hers... I don't think guys use pink razorblades! It Killed the Deal!! (T.T.; Rowland Heights, CA)
Wednesday
I was on a date with a guy that offered to buy me a drink. From the corner of my eye i saw him sneak away from the bar and grab a somewhat full glass of champagne from an empty table. Yes, he offered it to me. It killed the deal. To make matters worse, when i refused to drink it and decided to leave what was already the worst date from hell, he then ran after to me to then ask me for a ride home. Double kill. (Latin Elf; Los Angeles, CA)
So my (now ex) boyfriend and I were having a great day together, walking around the city and taking in the scenery. Towards the end of the day I looked over at him as he was enjoying the day and said 'I love you.' He turned to me, looked me in the eye and said, 'What do you want for dinner?' It killed the deal. (Awesome; Los Angeles, CA)
Tuesday
I had known her to be the sweetest, funniest girl I had ever met, but was a little worried she was too "good". At dinner one night she asked me "what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?" And something about that question, coming from her, the way she delivered it, it sealed the deal. (ISTD member; Sherman Oaks, CA)
Monday
The first time I ever saw her she was getting out of a yellow camero. I didn't even know her name. Had never seen her before. I paid $12.50 to see her again, and when I did, she was bent over the hood of the car in a pair of daisy dukes. It sealed the deal. She doesn't know it yet, but we will be together.
We dated for a very long time, all the while I respected the fact that she wanted us to save ourselves till our wedding night. 8 years later, I'm still a virgin, and she's a dirty whore. I found a used bottle of KY and three rubbers in her waste basket. That pretty much killed the deal. Thanks honey. (ISTD member; Los Angeles, CA)
It was everything a girl could ask for. He treated me well, paid for everything...He was perfect...until I found a strap-on tucked away in his drawer. Along with a couple of pornos that highlighted guys being done by chicks wearing them. Needless to say, it killed the deal!" (ISTD member; San Jose, CA)
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